Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts Triumphantly Survives,But Joan Rivers Unfortunately Doesn’t

WWE News: Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts Out Of Intensive Care Soon « CBS DC.

As depicted in the article link above(just click onto it for the news),Jake “The Snake” Roberts is recovering very well from his recent double pneumonia illness that caused him to get hospitalized during a Las Vegas flight(that casted him in a Vegas hospital),and will be out from there to further recover in the home of fellow wrestler Sinn Bodhi(WWE’s Kizarny),who has everyone updated on the latest news of Jake’s recovery back to full health. Glad to hear that The Snake Man is alive and well and hasn’t fallen like many of the other wrestlers of the 80s and 90s.

But unfortunately,we’ve lost Joan Rivers,who was hospitalized during the same week as Jake,but she fell into both unconsciousness and a coma during a vocal chords operation in a New York hospital. Joan was a pioneering innovator in establishing women doing both stand up comedy and risqué controversial comedy,as well as becoming one of the first female talk show hosts on television(even if her shows didn’t last long). She also had her only directorial film with 1978′s pregnant man comedy RABBIT TEST(which was savagely trashed by the film critics,but then again:what do those peabrains know ?) and one of the very few celebrities that was openly honest about the current satte of modern celebrities of the last 25-28 years,many whom she openly hated that she wasn’t afraid to call out on their rudeness,obnoxious public behavior,and overexposure in the media,a trend that she continued onward with on her E! Channel FASHION POLICE show in reviewing(and verbally barbequing) Tinseltown’s most badly dressed(and underdressed) celebrities(whether they were new or old). You’ve got to fully respect someone like Joan for that factor.

And before I go: Two Big Middle Fingers(and a very loud “Fuck You !!!!”)to the Ain’t It Cool site for allowing that clueless dumbass Quint to mercilessly trash both Sybil Danning and BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS(which helped THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK proudly carry the torch for sci-fi cinema in the early 80s,and got as much enormous fandom love for it as EMPIRE),saying that both are terrible,for terrible fully more describe what Ain’t It Cool has douched up the fandom culture in the last 15-17 years with their equally douchy “geek”/”hipster” culture that has really dumbed down the fandom scene in the last 13 years,for I got an awful lot respect for the likes of Dread Central,Fangoria,Dark Horizons,and even Bloody Disgusting,since they all get it and Ain’t It Uncool doesn’t. I feel sorry for the very cool state of Texas(I love the food,the Alamo Drafthouse theaters,and the people,but hate the ultra conservative politics) to being home to these genre scenester embracing hipsters.

The Next Two Weeks(Starting Today) Brings Two New Independent Horror Films To Theaters: INNOCENCE(A PG-13 Rated Tween Witchcraft-In-A-Private-Girls-School Yarn)and SOMETHING WICKED(An R-Rated Supernatural Tinted Thriller With The Late Brittany Murphy); Both Look Weak Yet They Should Be Seen During Their Theatrical Runs To Let The Studios Know How Much You’d All Really Want To See Indie Horror Films Receiving Much Wider Theatrical Releases(On Local And Nationwide Multiplex Screens)

Steven M.

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Being So Smella Bella

      Wow. September is now here and we’re now three months into the end of this year,for it’s time for me to put out a new blog entry…

      Lately,everyone has been criticizing WWE Raw in the last few weeks on the Internet and heavily barbequing it along the flaming hot coals,witht everything ranging from the underuse of several wrestlers to the lumbering commentary team of Michael Cole,Jerry Lawler,and JBL,the endless plugs for getting the WWE Network for $999(and $11.99 in Canada),and the current hot storyline of the feud between Brianna and Nicole Garcia,better know to everyone as Brie and Nikki Bella,The Bella Twins.

    Nikki has turned heel and has been declaring all-out sibling war on Brie,even going to the point of making video vignettes that trash Brie and telling Brie that she “should have died in the womb”. Sad to see how this extremely lame-o sibling feud storyline(which recalls the Bret and Owen Hart sibling feud of the early-to-mid 90s) is happening at the time when The Bella Twins have become the top leading Hispanic stars in the company,since the likes of Alberto del Rio and Mistico(the original Sin Cara) are gone and Rey Mysterio is being downsized(thanks to his current feud with the WWE heads over yearning for his release for the sake of joining his buddies in AAA). The storyline is only making them look like complete idiots(with Jerry Springer coming in on next week’s Raw to attempt to help them work out their differences: HAAAAAAAAA !!!!) and is embarrassing the WWE to the point that it’s resorting to the similar crapola storylines that struck them down in the early-to-mid 90s,as well as making TNA Impact look like MASTERPIECE THEATER(not that TNA will ever rise toward that level).

    With the likes of Sting in the company(and soon to eventually make his Raw debut),Batista having become a super successful movie star(more on that later),the monstrous success of Paul Heyman and the excellent reviews that his WWE DVD/Blu Ray documentary has received,and Brock Lesnar’s success as a World Heavyweight Champion(to the point he’s had his contract changed to enable him to hold the WWE title belt for a year) having made the WWE stronger than ever,the Double W E and its executives just need to really work on the storylines to make them more compelling and convincible,for maybe they should let Heyman overlook the storyline and use his input to vastly improve them(since he’s secretly helped out a lot of the WWE’s current stars since his return to the company,as well as helped make some of the UFC’s stars a lot more successful),which would really strengthen up the WWE to keep it from starting to fall as badly as they did 20 years ago(before their monstrously successful late 90s resurrection with The Attitude Era).

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Is Now The Year’s Number One Film At The Box Office,Via Its Nearly $300 Million Financial Gross Which Makes (Ex-Troma Films Scriptwriter)James Gunn The Most Successful Genre Filmmaker Since Joss Whedon And James Cameron,As Well As Dave Bautista(Batista) Into a Wrestler Who’s Moved Onto A Successful Fighting Ring-To-Acting In Career. Amazing…And I Still Haven’t The Movie…

Steven M.

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All Of This “WALKING DEAD’s Daryl Is Gay ?!” Bullshit…

     What’s much more obnoxious and annoying than the current fad of ASL orientated Ice Bucket Challenges(which I’ll do one as soon as I get access to a video camcorder and to uploading my video of after I do it) is this week’s endless on-line gossip and rumors upon whether or not THE WALKING DEAD’s Daryl(as portrayed by Norman Reedus) is Gay.

     First off,the answer is simply No,since Daryl likes Beth and previously liked Carol(in a platonic way),and Second,some Internet based people really have no life and just have nothing better to do than to spread such bullshit fodder,for they should just Kock It The Fuck Off and not only Get A Life,but do something constructive like Take the Ice Bucket Challenge,just to have themselves something to do. Period.

Wishing All Of The Very Best To Both Jake “The Snake” Roberts And Joan Rivers In Their Full Recoveries(Which Has Them Both Separately Hospitalized)

Steven M. 



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Of Rumored HALLOWEEN and Rob Zombie Sequels

    The last few days have served as mere fodder for two widely rumored film projects,they being both HALLOWEEN(3/11): THE NEXT CHAPTER and a new Rob Zombie sequel to the HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES and THE DEVIL’S REJECTS,the latter having RZ’s monstrously devoted fanbase(of fans/fanboys/fangirls/geeks with 14 year old delinquent mentalities[even though many of them are in their 20s,30s,and 40s]) wildly anticipated.

   The official word according to both camps has been….first,in the case of HALLOWEEN,that there’s a new HALLOWEEN sequel being worked on(in the pre-production stages) but nothing that’s called HALLOWEEN:THE NEXT CHAPTER,while Rob Zombie has today announced his desire in yearning to make another celluloid (mis)adventure for the Captain Spaulding/Firefly Family,Which Officially Isn’t Happening due to Lionsgate Entertainment owning the rights to both the films’ distribution and the film’s characters,which is a similar problem that RZ also has with The Weinstein Brothers(the overlords of Miramax,Dimension Films,E1 Entertainment,and Radius Films) in regards to ownership of both RZ’s two HALLOWEEN films and WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS,for expect RZ to incorporate elements of his proposed(but Never Going To Happen,Thanks To Corporate Studio Business[/Drama]) Captain Spaulding/Firefly Family adventure into his soon-to-be-filming 31. If you don’t believe me,just do some heavy on-line research into the entire business(and studio business) side of RZ’s legal celluloid entanglement saga(regarding his two proposed projects). Otherwise,I’d rather see RZ entirely move on to a new film project such as his planned(but canned) projects TYRANNOSAUR REX,BROAD STREET BULLIES(which I’m sure will someday happen,but he’ll only co-produce that latter 70s hockey drama),and 31(his current project [that's he solely concentrating upon]).

   Otherwise,on to the news stories involving the chaos surrounding ISIS(who recently decapitated an American journalist) and St. Louis/Ferguson(which is as chaotic as the early 90s post-Rodney King trial-based L.A. riots,that even the protesters are guarding stores from the looters),which I’ll deeply cover another time(when I know much more about these traumatic situations)…

SIN CITY(2): A DAME TO KILL TO Heavily Entertained Me,With The Likes Of Powers Boothes,Mickey Rourke,And Josh Brolin All Owning The Films,Which Sadly Bombed At This Past Weekend’s Box Office,Via Those Ever-So-Indestructible GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY And (Michael Bay’s) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (What A Wrongful Time To Release This Long Awaited Sequel)

Steven M.


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First Look at the Stormtroopers From Star Wars Episode VII

Indie Revolver EXCLUSIVE: First Look at the Stormtroopers From Star Wars Episode VII.

The news,spoilers,and rumors surrounding STAR WARS:EPISODE 7 keeps getting much more interesting,as a few new pics popped up on the ‘Net depicting the new look of the Stormtroopers,for it seems that the Empire(or what’s left of it) is still around and that our heroes are scattered around various places in the universe.

I,for one,will Definitely be there once EPISODE 7 debuts in theaters(on December 2015).

So,TNA Is Moving To Wednesdays,Eh ?! Good Grief: More Hijinks And Nonsense Shenanigans From The Evil Wrestling Empire,For Just How many Don Tony/Anthony DeBlasi-Esque TNA Pretzel Shits For This One ?

Steven M.

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Recent Celebrity Passings

     Within the last two weeks,a handful of celebrities have passed away to The Great Beyond,with the usual shocking name that we wouldn’t expect on the list but is there,for I’m not going to put it in any order since everyone reading this knows by now that’s we’re lost the likes of Marilyn Burns(TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE,EATEN ALIVE),Menahem Golan(Cannon Films co-czar,genre movie producer/director extradinnaire),Lauren Bacall(the Legend),and (of course) Robin Williams.

    It’s strange how as we all get older that the most unlikely of celebrities always pass away on us,for I can still remember when I was 14 in mid 1978/early 1979 and Robin Williams was making it big on both HAPPY DAYS and MORK AND MINDY,as well as participating in the local San Francisco Bay Area radio charity event SuperWalk(where Robin joined hundreds of local teens on the walk,and at the end of the walk kissed all of the teen gals on the lips: I wasn’t there but heard that did actually happen[from someone that participated in SuperWalk).  Nothing much more I can say other that we just got to do our very best in staying strong and being happy and enjoying every day of life,no matter how much of a current bad situation we are stuck in and living through,for years do go fast(as proven since 1980) and things do eventually change(for better or worse).

    Nothing much more I can say but to just go on and move on with life….

EXPENDABLES 3 In Theaters This Friday And SIN CITY(2): A DAME TO KILL FOR In Theaters The Following Week: I Hope That They’re Both Good,And I Still Haven’t Yet Seen GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY….

Steven M.


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Alberto Del Rio Gets “Future Endeavored”

Notes On Alberto Del Rio's WWE Departure, His Last TV Match And Contract – WrestlingInc.com.

Earlier today,amid all of the blame being poured on Vince Russo(as usual) for the un-renewal of TNA’s contract with Spike TV(“Ohhhhhh…..we got to see Dixie Cater being put through a table tonight !! Woo-Hoo !! Yipppppiiiiiie !!!”),now comes major wrestling news of the WWE having given the axe to Alberto del Rio,mainly for “improper conduct and an incident with an employee”.

Alberto,who(along with Mistico[/the original Sin Cara]) was brought in to expand their Latin/Hispanic audiences,since Rey Mysterio is too badly injured to wrestle anymore,and the WWE behind-the-scenes enjoyed del Rio for being the tall,muscular wrestler that he is(since Vince McMahon always favors tall,bodybuilder physique sporting types). del Rio did have some success in the WWE,despite not being able to fully connect with the WWE audience,and he was recently getting downsided and his contract was up,for it sounds more to me like del Rio’s “Release” was more connected to the recent WWE budget cuts that are attributed to both the WWE Network’s failure to gain massive viewers and subscribers(in the U.S.) and having enough money to pay to Sting when he eventually makes his WWE debut(and give him that mucho big payday).

With the El Rey Network’s Americanized version of AAA readying up to make its October debut,what is the WWE’s loss could be AAA’s biggest gain,since AAA could really use a big name star in its El Rey debut and who else better than del Rio ?

Movie Of The Week:
NYMPHOMANIAC: Lars von Trier’s most recent film is a four hour super provocative drama that’s basically both the KILL BILL of softcore erotica dramas(/cinema) and the first all-star cast NC-17 film since 1976′s 1700(even though NYMPHOMANIAC was released as Unrated). It’s got several heavily explicit sex scenes(including a few hardcore XXX bits) amid the extremely lengthy drama(that sets up the story),and it could have been cut of a hour and instead been a three hour film since the last half of VOULME 2 pretty much drags,but it does have a decent pay-off. Had this film been made in the late 80s/early 90s it would have definitely got major mainstream coverage as an extremely controversial erotic drama instead of the puny Straight-To-VOD release that Magnolia Films gave it(to avoid getting caught up in any mainstream media controversy,as well as not having the financial resources of Sony/Columbia,Fox,Disney,nor Lionsgate to afford such a nationwide release). It’s a real good film,although the 1974 softcore erotic British romp THE SEX THIEF(with David Warbeck sexing it up with his [very willing] female burglary victims,and even having a full frontal nude scene[!!!]) is much more fun and enjoyable(and is 3/5 half the length of NYMPHOMANIAC).

Oh,Wow. Michael Bay’s TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Is Coming To Theaters This Weekend. I’ll Pass,Since I’m Still Stuck With The 1990 Version And I’d Rather Prefer TWO LIVE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES(The Two Live Crew Blended With The Ninja Turtles,Only With Facial Hair And Penis Shaped Swords And Nunchucks),Since They’re Horny In A Half Shell.

Steven M.

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