To catch up with the News Of The Week(since I don’t just solely conentrate on movie-related stuff,but also speak my mind out on political and world-related events of the day),the Big News hasn’t been just the Return Of The Shore,Maroon 5’s Adam Levine stripping nude(and exposing his hideous looking body),and Ted Williams(the homeless guy with the golden radio announcer voice),but that there’s been a lot of dead birds and dead fishes bring found scattered around various waters and landscapes,with folks such as conspiracy theorist Alex Jones(who predicted last year that the vastly entertaining but highly overrated MACHETE would ignite a race war between the U.S. and Mexico,but actually didn’t)making a Jesse Ventura-esque claim that government chemicals were being dumped to make it look like the end of the world,even though the Mayan calendar’s claim for that predicted eventual day is on the end of 2012(something I actually don’t believe).
First off,I don’t know what to believe,since the religious folks(such as Pat Robertson and Billy Graham)aren’t excitedly jumping up and down over this issue,but likely those anti-government folks that have been very loud since the day President Obama took office,for I just don’t see no proof over this being a secret chemical spill to attempt to cause mass hysteria,since I’m getting so sick and tired of these people spewing their anti-government garbage that’s been going on for 45 + years and has gotten overlyplayed out and tiresome to hear for the last two years,since half of it borders on anarchy and hatefulness to the point of ad nausea. If there actually is,then show some proof instead of just mouthing off about it till you look as believable as Chicken Little.
And,I don’t know whether or not those birds and fishes dropping dead is the sign of God being angry toward all of the mindless atheism uglily spewing all over the Internet and those many Internet folks that always attempt to be the new Harry Knowles and/or the new Bill Hicks,since I’m no religious follower nor do I like what’s been going on with fandom(both on-line and off)in the last 10 years(to the point of fighting over whether Sid Haig or Bill Moseley should play Charles Manson[in a future Manson film]:why bother,since Jim VanBebber’s THE MANSON FAMILY both perfectly nailed and was the last word on the Manson subject),for I don’t know what to think about it but yet I won’t get hysterical about the world ending since the world has cracked in half yet and both 1984 and 2000 were originally predicted as the years that marked the end of the world(which,of course,never happened),for I’ll just wisely wait to see what happens before I decide to(instead of just impatiently jumping to) make my own conclusions.
Otherwise,I’ll just do what my Mom and role model folks such as Chuck Norris always taught me what to do(when it comes to stuff such as this[which we can’t fix,for if it happens it happens) is to just go out and face the reality of it and handle it like it’s just another day that’ll go(and end) very fast and staying serious(and straight) about it.
Staying Serious(And[Hopefully] Drama-Free) in 2011