Four News Items I Don’t Care About

Mainstream Outlet Reveals First Image from Human Centipede 2 – ShockTillYouDrop.com.

This may sound like a copy of a certain segment of Iann Robinson’s Blogspot blog,but I’m going to borrow it here for the four following news items that I just don’t care about and don’t give a damn shit about…

* HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2:FULL SEQUENCE : the media overhype,overkill,and mega publicity started for this film yesterday when the first photo(as displayed in the above link) was released of a slimy looking fat guy(the film’s villain) who eerily resembles the guy that gunned down six people at a Carson City fast food place,for there are some films that I just don’t give a shit about and won’t bother to see(such as SALO:120 DAYS OF SODOM and CHAOS[the David “Da Demon” DeFalco LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT rip-off]),and this impending saga about mad scientists who connect kidnapped people from buttocks-to-mouth to create the title being just doesn’t stir up any interest in me and sounds so borderline stupid. And yes:I didn’t bother with seeing the first overrated film,either.

* CONTAGION: Steven Sodenbergh’s upcoming celebrity cast-filled killer virus film is coming and it’s another film I don’t give a shit about seeing,mainly because it looks so dumb and boring,and I passionately hate Sodenbergh and consider him one of the most boring and overrated filmmakers of our modern times. ‘Nuff Said !

* HELLRAISER Remake Stalls During Pre-Production: Oh,Boo-Hoo-Hoo !! Patrick Lussier and Todd Farmer are having as har a time getting their proposed HELLRAISER remake off the ground as they are with their HALLOWEEN 3/3-D project off and going(even if it’s been widely rumored that it’ll be made without them[and as a PG-13 film {!!!!} ]),for if they are having so many problems with starting production on both of these film projects they might as well abandon them and start off on an entirely original project(ala DRIVE ANGRY)and leave both of these projects in Dimension Films/Weinstein brothers’ development hell department).

* THE HELP Still Number One And Already making $100 Million: Yuck!!! No more comments on this(since I’ll heavily puke if I do continue to).

As always:that’s it for now….

 

R.I.P.: George Kuchar (underground filmmaker extradinnaire)

–Steven M.

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About stevenmillan

I'm just a simple genre cinema fan(NOT a fanboy and NOT a geek)who widely glimpses onto the latest in cinema news,cinema events,and world news of the day events,and just to warn you(especially if you're one of those politically correct elitists,or strongly despise folks that never brownnose the genre cinema media press):I do sharply bite.
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