Jabronis–Excuse Me,Guidos And Guidettes Get The Axe;Universal Balance Restored

After three years on the air and six seasons(two seasons per year),the ratings juggernaut/televised terminal annoyance known as JERSEY SHORE has finally–Finally !!–gotten the axe and will end its run after this upcoming Fall season(despite rumored[at-the-time]plans for future episodes in Las Vegas and Australia).

In the beginning,it started out as being real cute even if bordered on violent fistfights and self-boasting arrogance(amongst its housebound roommates),but as one new season after another(with seasons based in Miami and Italy) progressed onward the charm and curiosity factor was gone and the overbloated and arrogant egos of the Jabronis—exuse me,Guidos and Guidettes—stared to kick in with their demands for high pay,hair weaves,plastic surgeries,truckloads of alcohol,more higher pay,out-of-control egos,and even more higher pay caused the network(MTV) to slowly realize that their lil’ televised New Jersey-based reality show experiment had developed and mosntrously transformed into a new version of THE HILLS on steroids,weaves,plastic surgeries,and heavy amounts of liquor. It became an uncontrollable monster as its stars Pauly D.,Mike The Situation,JWoww,and Snooki became household names to the point where they each were rewarded nationwide nightclub gigs and even their own TV shows(with the recently canned THE PAULY D. PRPJECT and SNOOKI AND JWOWW[now going on its second season]),as well as Pauly D. becoming a nationwide touring DJ with his own Las Vegas-based club residency first for a year at The Palms(replacing the deceased DJ AM) and now his current residency gig at Vegas’ The Hard Rock Hotel,as well as most of the cast(with the exception of Pauly D.,Deanna,and Vinny) having small roles in the recent THREE STOOGES film(which[of course] did nothing–Nothing–for their careers).

News of the cancellation of their show brings nothing but sheer happiness and absolute joy that the short-time reign of the “Guidos and Guidettes”(complete with their high arrogance and sheer egotism) has finally,Finally ended !!! This gives us to all of humanity a clear message that not only is there a God out there but also that universal balance has been fully restored(for the faith of all humanity).

Still Tryin To Figure Out What The Hell Was That Conservation That Clint Eastwoood Had With That Empty Chair During His Appearnce At The 2012 Republican Convention In Florida…

Steven M.

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I'm just a simple genre cinema fan(NOT a fanboy and NOT a geek)who widely glimpses onto the latest in cinema news,cinema events,and world news of the day events,and just to warn you(especially if you're one of those politically correct elitists,or strongly despise folks that never brownnose the genre cinema media press):I do sharply bite.
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