Thanksgiving may be over,but my annual yearly Turkeys list never takes a holiday,for here are the major celebrity turkeys for this year’s list…
* George Zimmerman: having been acquitted in the self defense killing of Trayvon Martin,George Zimmerman should have just easily disappeared but instead frequently gets himself into some really ugly moments to gather himself some self publicity,from posing with a gun shop owner(while displaying a Cheshire Cat looking smile upon his kisser),to domestic dispute with both his (soon-to-be)ex-wife and his current girlfriend(where his large arsenal stash was discovered),Zimmerman’s bizarre behavior is not only questionable but makes him truly top this very list.
* Miley Cyrus: the talent laden daughter of country crooner Billy Ray Cyrus is ranking up plenty with her frequent raunchy behavior at various events(MTV Music Awards,iHeart concert,American Music Awards),for it is all just an act to sell more albums or is that just the way she is ? She’s a turkey,alright.
* Dixie Carter: “Cash flow positive” is how Ditzy Dixie explains the endless saga of TNA’s continued spinal downfall,from numerous financial problems to sinking TV ratings to poorly attended live events,for Dixie makes many excuses to openly show she delusional and out-of-touch-with-reality she truly is.
* Eric Bischoff: bad ideas(Aces And Eights) and being out-of-touch with what’s currently going on in wrestling is what got both the Bisch and his buddy Hulk Hogan sent away from TNA. Otherwise the less said,the better.
* Charles Manson: instead of being rightfully publically executed,the notorious murder minded cult leader(along with his murderous followers) is still allowed to breathe and continue to spread his psychotic philosophy,as well as being allowed to marry a late 20s gal. The more I think about him(and his fellow incarcerated followers),the more nauseated I feel.
* Jenna Jameson: fresh from her recent divorce from MMA fighter Tito Ortiz,the ex-90s porn queen is tumored to be attempting a porn comeback,but sounds badly drugged up in her recent interviews which doesn’t sound like the makings of a perfect planned comeback(if it is to ever happen).
* Current Poltical Figures: figures such as Rand Paul(big mouth,small brains),Jesse Ventura(another case of big mouth,small brains),Obamacare(the deeply flawed government health insurance that’s going to cost our nation aplenty),Fox News Network(whose one sided hosts and hostesses just don’t get it,and never will [as much as the likes of CNN,HLN,and MSNBC also suck]),and Alec Baldwin(big liberal supporter who enjoys punching out paparazzi photographers and acting almighty[which resulted in the cancellation of his short-lived MSNBC show]) all have a nice,comfortable place on this very list.
* Lorde’s “Royals” : most headache inducing,most annoying song of the year. ‘Nuff Said.
* I don’t know which one of these three films sucks more: TEXAS CHAINSAW,AMERICAN MARY(which is a Canadian film),THE BLACK WATERS OF ECHO’S POND(a 2009 released recently released to DVD/Blu Ray),or SUSHI GIRL. I know there’s some other major celluloid turkeys out there,but I’ll post them once I remember them(and how badly I suffered through them).
That’s it for now….
Competing In Theaters This Week: THE HUNGER GAMES(2):CATCHING FIRE(Already Nearing $200 Million),HOMEFRONT(Jason Statham’s Latest Actioneer[Scripted By Sylvester Stallone]),and OLDBOY(Spike Lee’s Remake Getting Punily Released[It’s Only Playing At Three Las Vegas Theaters]):We’ll See By Next Week Which One Of These Three Films Lands On Top Of This Weekend’s Post-Thanksgiving Box Office