It’s June,And X-MEN:DAYS OF FUTURE PAST Sucks (!!!)

     It’s now June 2014,for half of the year is already over and I won’t elaborate on that,since I recently saw X-MEN:DAYS OF FUTURE PAST,which all of the foolish fanboys/geeks/hipsters are loudly raving as the greatest X-MEN movie ever. Bullshit !!!!  It’s truly the worst in the series,being that I love both the X-Men and Wolverine films,except for this celluloid turd,which comes complete with its ridiculous corporate midget villain(who I was expecting to fly through the air and breathe out fire,volcanic lava,and laser beams from his eyes,mouth,and dick: too bad that Wolverine didn’t slice this puny prickface in length-wise half,for they might have well have had LEPRECHAUN as the villain here) and its heavily convoluted plot/storyline. Boy,both Ian McKellen and (especially)Patrick Stewart are really cruising along here for the mega bucks money(since Stewart’s Prfoessor X died in Part 3,and Stewart has said that he’s already done enough sci-fi films and TV shows at this point in his life). And both Halle Berry and Anna Paquin are barely in this film,either,for it’s more of a Hugh Jackman and Jennifer Lawrence vehicle despite brief appearances by Fan Bingbing(modern Asian genre cinema star) and Booboo Stewart(TWILIGHT) as new X-MEN team members. X-MEN:APOCALYPSE had Better Be Damn Good instead of this swift drift into Joss Whedon/IRON MAN/AVENGERS Suckiness territory. 

    There: I said it all(as painful as it is,but it all had to be honestly said).  I’ve got to go now…

    Wow. My 50th. Birthday Is Coming Up In 46 Days,And I Don’t Feel A Day Older(I Still Feel Like I’m 13). Days And Time Really Flies Quickly…

Steven M.

 

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About stevenmillan

I'm just a simple genre cinema fan(NOT a fanboy and NOT a geek)who widely glimpses onto the latest in cinema news,cinema events,and world news of the day events,and just to warn you(especially if you're one of those politically correct elitists,or strongly despise folks that never brownnose the genre cinema media press):I do sharply bite.
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