April Ramblings

Since April is here and I only contributed just only one blog post last month,it’s time that I get on here and say what I have to say about a few certain things…

* I’m soooooooooo motherfucking tired of hearing about all of the horror fanboys  and horror news sites overhyping IT FOLLOWS,which is primarily a sluggish John Carpenter-esque “Sex Is A Horror” tale that heavily borrows from David Cronenberg and both Korean and Japanese horror cinema. Everything about the film sucks to me and everyone is overhailing as much as they did HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES and DAWN OF THE DEAD 2004(which both weren’t really that good) and are already both verbally raping and overriding it to death(as if it were a dead horse). It is old age that’s slowly getting to me,or am I seeing something that everyone else quite isn’t,since the sight of a skimpily dressed,barefoot Maika Monrue(THE GUEST) is admittingly quite easy on the eyes(to distract everyone from taking full notice of the film’s quality).  Otherwise,this film can just go Suck It !!!

*  For the last year-and-a-half,I actually tried to like Don Tony/Anthony DeBlasi and his podcast partner Kevin Castle’s show,amid their scathing opinions and their “My Opinions Are More Superiors Than Yours,And Fuck You If You Say That We’ve Nitpicking !!!” and “I Predicted This Angle Happening Months Ago !” stances(both of which are so damn super annoying). But the thing that tossed me off the bridge to no longer listen to these two overweight New York-based Italian tools is that they both bashed me for my Twitter feed reports on Global Force Wrestling prepping up a few Las Vegas show,calling me both a “Matarazz” and “retard” in the process(and yes,those GWF shows are Actually Happening in July,August,and October: no lie,either,for just who’s the Matarazz and retard now,Don Tony and Kevin ?!),as well as Don Tony avoiding speaking to PWMania’s Jason Solomon/Solomonster when he made his call-in appearance(on Wrestling Soup’s post-WrestleMania 31 episode). At first,I thought that Don Tony was being rude and disrespect for not speaking to Solomonster(which Kevin joyfully did),knowing how much DT hates other competing wrestling podcasters(such as Court Bauer,Jason Powell,Byran Alvarez,and Wade Keller),but then I deeply thought about it and realized that what Don Tony(DT) did was merely just a shoot/work to troll the fans(something that DT majorly delights in) and for him to kick back and enjoy seeing everyone angry at him,since he’s always endless praised Solomonster in the past as being a decent,high quality hard working podcaster(which Solomonster truly is). Fucking with the fans is just a very wrong thing to do,since it just only makes them get annoyed with you and makes one lose their credibility in being a quality podcast(or writing and/or acting/filmmaking)personality. DT also has both an enormous ego and an inferiority complex whenever he disses other people,and he also can’t take constructive criticism too well. And he also sounds like he’s going to stutter when he talks,frequently going “Ehhh,Ehhh..Ehhh!!” before or during one of his speeches.  However,DT is quite the crafty and shrewd businessman in using YouTube and the Internet in heavily promoting his podcast and increasing his show’s rating,otherwise I’ll just wisely avoid listening to these two Fascist jabronis(mainly DT) at any cost(so that I no longer have to be tortured by DT and his extremely annoying whiny fanboy voice[he surely hates Daniel Bryan{as much as he does Dixie Carter and Jeff Jarrett}]).

*Both WrestleMania 31 and the post-WM31 Raw episode went well,delivering lots of surprises(Sting losing,the nWo and Degeneration X[DX],Seth Rollins cashing in and winning the WWE title belt[an angle that I “predicted” a few months before both Don Tony and Kevin Castle],and Brock Lesnar destroying the WWE Raw commentary/announce team) into making us all believe that,after a year-and-a-half of extremely horrible TV and PPV angles,that WWE TV will now actually….start to become good again ?!

*As far as it goes for me,I think that THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS  films(although I did kinda dig part 3[TOKYO DRIFT],since it co-starred Sonny Chiba and didn’t have both  the overdrawn presences of [the late] Paul Walker and Vin Diesel to heavily rely on[with The Rock/Dwayne Johnson later jumping in to cash on the franchise’s surprisingly monstrous success{and make a few extra bucks for himself})and FURIOUS 7(even if it’s got Jason Statham in his first villain role since CELLULAR,and quick guest appearances by Tony Jaa,Ronda Rousey,and Kurt Russell) can all go Suck It(!!!!),for it’s MAX MAD(4):FURY ROAD all the way for me.

As usual,I’m done for now. Until the next time…

R.I.P.: Robert Z’dar (MANIAC COP)

Steven M.



About stevenmillan

I'm just a simple genre cinema fan(NOT a fanboy and NOT a geek)who widely glimpses onto the latest in cinema news,cinema events,and world news of the day events,and just to warn you(especially if you're one of those politically correct elitists,or strongly despise folks that never brownnose the genre cinema media press):I do sharply bite.
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