Well, September is here and it means that the year is almost over,for here are some things that have happened lately…
* R.I.P.: Wes Craven: one of the first modern master of horror to emerge with the likes of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT,THE HILLS HAVE EYES,and A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET,Craven cemented his place in horror cinema history even if his career was uneven at times but he did release one original novel THE FOUNTAIN SOCIETY in the 90s and practically closed his career with the equally uneven(and very sour) likes of both MY SOUL TO TAKE and SCREAM 4. He was 76 and had a bout with brain cancer.
* Kanye West For President: Kanye just announced his bout for President in 2020,for he might as well run with the rest of the nuts and clown during next year’s Presidential race political circus since he’s got the financial clout of the Kardashian family’s megamillions to fully back him up,and he’s as equally nuts as Donald Trump and the rest of the lunatic Republicans and Tea Party-ers.
* Republicans,Tea Party-ers,Fox News,And Conservatives That Call The BlackLivesMatter Movement A Hate Group And Yearn To Resurrect Slavery: These assholes can all go eat a bowl full of prison inmate dicks and happily suck on them,for all of the Indians(both Native American and Hindu),Asians,Blacks,Middle Easterns,and Hispanics will fully unite and strongly fight together to prevent this horror from ever happening.
* Ronda Rousey’s Next Opponent: So,Ronda told Joe “Drunk On Prison Inmate Cock” Rogan that she wants to retire from the UFC and MMA fighting after she fights and vows to destroy Cris Cyborg,eh ?! Hey…..why the hell hasn’t grand assmaster extradinnaire Dana “Captain Fucknuts” White gotten Gina Carano to come into the UFC and fight Ronda to the very end ?! Since a Rousey/Carano fight would make millions and outsell Ronda’s proposed fight with Floyd Mayweather(which sounds so stupid). I know one opponent that can fully fight Ronda Rousey and easily destroy her: CHOCOLATE’s Jeeja Yanin,for the female Thai fighting machine could easily take on Ronda in the octagon and immediately floor and smash Ronda with that one flying knee slam(near the end of Round One),as well as take out the likes of Rogan,White,and Big “Bully’ John McCarthy with that very knee. heck,I’d rather see a UFC match with Jeeja fighting Ronda,Rogan,White,and McCarthy and completely destroying them all on one shot.
* This coming Friday is the debut of the STAR WARS:EPISODE 7;THE FORCE AWAKENS toys,for I have no plans to buy those toys(other than being broke) mainly due to the fact that there are only the new characters and not the originals such as Han Solo and Luke Skywalker as they look in the new film,and I strongly have my doubts about the new sequel but yet hoping that it’ll be good.
That’s all I have to say for now….
I Still Haven’t Seen STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON,Which Is Numero Uno At The Box Office For The Third Week And Looks Very One Sided(Since Both Ice Cube And Dr. Dre Co-Produced It). And There Better Not…Better Not…Be Eminem On That Planned Reunion Tour,Since They Certainly Wouldn’t Be Tha N****s4Life Crew If He Joins(And Ruins) That Tour; Why Not Use Snoop Dogg(Who They Were Originally Intending To Use During Their Brief 1999 Return),Since Tha Doggfather Would Make Much More Sense To Use Than Vanilla “Shit” Shady.