Dario Argento Has Two New Horror Projects In The Works,For Where’s THE SANDMAN ?!

Source: Dario Argento has two new horror projects in the works

According to the link above,Italian horror filmmaker Dario Argento has said that he is slowly working on two new horror film projects,his first since 2013’s ARGENTO’S DRACULA 3-D film,but didn’t give any details upon which certain films they will be.

Speaking of which,one really needs to bravely ask Dario just what the hell happened to his previous project THE SANDMAN,which had both Iggy Pop(in the title role)and Canadian podcaster/punk rock band musician Darren Abraham amongst the cast and had a crowdfunding campaign to help finance the film. For while I can understand that filming was delayed due to a stairway falling accident that Dario had in his home a year or two ago,the film’s producers have since remained silent about the current state of THE SANDMAN(even though Dario gave an update last year saying that there are numerous producers of various nations behind THE SANDMAN that have delayed its filming. I’m heavily curious to see upon whether Dario is still attached to THE SANDMAN,if it’ll have a different cast and a different filmmaker behind the camera,or if THE SANDMAN will happen at all(since making a crowdfunding contribution to a film project is a major risk to take).

Can’t Believe That This Month Of March Is Almost Over,Since It Is Going To Be April This Coming Saturday,Making Another Quickly Moving Dysfunctional Year

Steven M.

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Way More Scarier(And More Dangerous) Than The Monsters On KONG:SKULL ISLAND

So,some people think that the monsters in KONG:SKULL ISLAND were really scary,eh ?! Those fantasy beings are nothing compared to the real life(and extremely scary) monsters that populated the recent “March for Trump” in Phoenix, Arizona. Maricopa County continued to display its reputation as Trump County as hundreds of locals,including heavily armed far right wing militamen(of the Alex Jones variety),white nationalists,and even a few elected officials,gathered for the horrific event that is known as “March for Trump”,which was actually a hateful rally that preached evil and hatred and violent(and even death) against liberals,progressives,Democrats,and various minorities and religious groups. The link to the article covering this sickening,projectile vomit inducing event is below…

Source: Trump Supporters Call For ‘Liberal Genocide’ and Deportation of Jews at Arizona Rally @alternet

It so heavily sickens me to know that such grotesque attitudes and sickening behavior such as the ones displayed by the assholes and shitbags that attended this barf event(of absolute shit)and preached their disgusting views at this event that displayed them as the neo Nazi fascist far right wing extremist scumbags that they truly are,for it saddens me upon how our current government is now chock full of these creepy folks and how these worthless pieces of shit were even allowed to have such a sickening event,but then again Arizona is a state that has as much of a wacky far right wing state government as Utah,Texas,and Florida. I truly feel deeply sorry for the wonderful innocent people that live in these mentioned states as they have to deal with enduring these walking pieces of human garbage that advocate their hateful views,for without the Internet and the endless protests by numerous citizens these far right wing scumbags possibly would have already transformed America into the second reign of Nazi Germany and been a threat to a majority of the world.

Before I begin to vomit upon continuing to think about these assholes and their “March For Trump” fuckfest event,I’ll just leave it here in having that if these far right wing political shitbags and their braindead sheep/followers attempt to take away the rights to protesting,being of a certain nationality or a religion,having a certain political view,or the free speech in speaking out(since these “March For Trump” fuckholes made death threats against those that don’t share their twisted views and even advocated for killing those very people),they will only experience a strong resistance by many open minded people that won’t be sitting down for any of their bullshit and will tremendously give these scumbags a strong fight to the very end(to protect every single one of their full fledged rights for both their personal views and as human beings).

Please Don’t Ask me Just What Is Up With That Ridiculous Looking New Blue Logo Owl For TNA/Anthem(Now That Dixie Carter Has Been Phased Out Of TNA),Since They’re Continuing TNA’s Legacy Of Running People Out Of The Company(Such As The Hardy Boys) And Bringing Further Ruin To That Very Company

Steven M.

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It Sucks To Be So Self Important


Since the death of its main man/singer Kevin Dubrow,Quiet Riot has been on an extremely rocky road since drummer Frankie Banali reformed the band as it has gone through a great many various singers(with Jizzy Pearl having lasted the longest)as QR has now moved on from its last singer Seann Nicolas(of Adler’s Appetite) to its newfound current singer James Durbin of AMERICAN IDOL fame,with the always vocal crowd over at the Blabbermouth website loudly questioning both the choice of Durbin and QR’s frequent change in its line-up of singers.

Instead of being wise and ignoring the vocal fans,Durbin instead threw a hissy fit as he loudly berated the fans at Blabbermouth,referring to them as “supreme scum” and showing what extremely light skin he’s got via his oh-so-self important statement about his role in the band.  While I can understand Durbin stating his important in his first gig in fronting a well known name band,it is pretty ridiculous for Durbin to get too sensitive in allowing people to get under his skin since I’ve been on the Internet for 15 years and it took me half a year in quickly growing some very thickskin and basically ignoring people,not giving a sheer fuck about what anyone says about me since I haven’t got any time for people being super critical of me and anyone’s trolling bullshit(since several have tried it before,only to find themselves getting deleted and blocked).  And no,the Blabbermouth folks weren’t trolling Durbin,since they all wisely know that it’s silly for a guy in his late twenties who resembles a young Goth model fronting a past-their-prime heavy metal band that hasn’t had a hit song or a hit album in many years and that are pretty much going through the motions in striving to survive on the music scene,and it was pretty dumb of Durbin vocally tearing apart the people that QR strongly relies on to help give them the support that they fully need(since this is what Kevin Dubrow learned throughout the years after severely trashing many other heavy metal bands[in a competitive streak] that cost QR their chart topping career,being that it’s the fans[that mainly count the most]) and instead just lump them in amongst the same region where drummer Bobby Blotzer’s incarnation of Ratt is currently at(with Nicolas now that latter band’s new singer),for as bizarre,wild,and insane of a ride that Blotzer’s Ratt(without the original members[who have reformed and are planning a tour and a new album[without Blotzer]) truly is,at least Blotzer’s Ratt is much more entertaining to hear about than Frankie Banali’s and James Durbin’s incarnation of Quiet Riot.

And on a final note: while I’m fully aware of the Quiet Riot song “It Sucks To Be You”,I’ll just wisely instead post a video clip of wrestler Broken Matt Hardy speaking upon how many fans feel like seeing happen to Durbin(career-wise)…

This Coming Friday In Theaters Is The New Celluloid Monster Mash KONG:SKULL ISLAND; Damn,These Movies Are Coming Out An Awful Lot Faster Than I Can Catch Up With Seeing Them

Steven M.

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Robert Englund As HALLOWEEN’s New Doctor Loomis ?!?!

As the recently announced David Gordon Green directed HALLOWEEN film(which he’s co-written with Danny McBride[yes,the one and only comedian] and that both Blumhouse’s Jason Blum and John Carpenter will co-produce) is slowly in the pre-production stages,someone has decided to put out their very own on-line petition…


Robert Englund as the new Dr. Loomis ?!?!

Sorry,but as much as I like Robert Englund and would openly welcome his presence in a new major studio horror film,Englund is just not right for the role of Loomis,since Loomis is mainly intended for a British actor to undertake and having Englund(or  A.J. Bowen,Larry Fessenden,Mark Duprass,or even Bill Moseley[who are all decent actors]) as Loomis heavily distracts the fact that it just Robert Englund as Dr. Loomis and not an actor who can easily disappear into that very role as both Donald Pleasence and Malcolm McDowell did in the previous HALLOWEEN films.

If both Green and McBride plan on having Loomis(as well as Jamie Lee Curtis back as Laurie Strode) back in their new film,they might as well have Anthony Hopkins as Loomis,since he would be perfect in the role,fully capture Loomis’ character quirks,and Hopkins is at the point in his career where he could really need a film to propel him back onto the mainstream(and onto the big theatrical screen).

Otherwise,I’m just hoping that it’ll be a really damn good HALLOWEEN film,which is all I’m asking(and politely demanding).

LOGAN(The New WOLVERINE Film) Is Now Out In Theaters,With KONG:SKULL ISLAND Arriving In Theaters Next Week: At Least Movie Escapism In The Quickly Moving Year Of 2017(Which I Can’t Believe We’re Already In March Now) Is On An All-High Cinematic High(Box Office Financial Grosses-Wise)

Steven M.

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Why Libertarians(And Independents) Will Never Win Any Major Political Seats

Most recently,Bill Maher had the notorious Milo Yiannopoulos on an episode of his HBO “Real Time With…” television series,with Maher surprisingly being light with Milo which enraged a lot of liberal viewers who have now announced their newfound hatred of Maher,with the likes of The majority Report’s Sam Seder,comedian Andy Kindler,and Citizen radio hosts Jamie Kilstein and Allison Killkenny amongst the top progressive liberals media figures who have gave the middle finger to Maher for lightly handling Milo with kid gloves.

This blog post entry won’t be anything about Milo,since he already has gotten too much free publicity on the Internet nor will it be a criticism of Maher,who may describe himself as a liberal when he’s actually a left leaning Libertarian who loathes the likes of  religion,Muslims,and the Clintons.   I’ll just instead focus this pieces on the Libertarians and other third parties such as The Green Party and the Independents,groups who all loudly proclaim themselves to be the alternatives to the Democrats and the Republicans(which has been taken over by the far right leaning Tea Party[alias the Alt Right]) but instead can’t decide upon whether the’re actually Republicans or Democrats,since a majority of the Libertarians frequently lean in the right wing position to get themselves noticed and frequently tend to openly tear apart liberals,progressives,and the Democrats whenever they’re given the chance,fully making the Libertarians the close butt buddies of the Republicans.  As for the Green Party and the Independents,they always claim to be the more open minded alternates,but are dampered down by several of the key faces that have occupied both parties with the likes of Green Party’s Jill Stein as she frequently criticized Hillary Clinton while being lenient upon Donald Trump during the 2016 elections,fellow Green Party-ier Ralph Nader who ran twice for President in 2000 and 2004 as it helped George W. Bush become a two term President,former Democrat-turned-Independent three term Las Vegas mayor Oscar Goodman as he used conservative measures upon local business that resulted to massive loss of jobs and many businesses closing up,and his hostile stances upon the growing homeless population and then-President Barack Obama when he questioned the existence of a Mafia Museum.  And last of all,former Reform Party candidate-turned-Independent Jesse Ventura as he ran many things in a liberal manner during his one term Minnesota governor run,but he notoriously known as the man who got Donald Trump into politics in 2000 and proudly stands on his devoted alleigance to both Trump and far right wing conspiracy theorist/Truther Alex Jones as they both happen to be very good friends of Jesse’s.

As for all of you Independent,centralist,and Libertarian supporters who are currently viciously criticizing the liberals for sporting furry kitty cat ear hats and peacefully protesting against the Trump Administration(as well as voted for Trump over Hillary),just please Shut The Fuck Up since it is the major fault of the Independents,the centralists,and the Libertarians who have allowed Trump and his merry men to step in and ruthlessly trample upon everything in sight.  And not fully deciding upon whether they fully swear their alliance to being in the middle of politics(both liberal and conservative) and just leaning upon either the liberals or the conservatives is one major reason why they will Never–Never– win any major political seats,since Jesse Ventura’s brief Minnesota governor term will forever be that one rarity in American politics when a third party had a major political seat triumph,which is something that(unless the Libertarians,the centralists,and the Independents all fully get their shit together[upon where they actually stand{both fiscal and social-wise}]) just might never happen again.

GET OUT Joins SPLIT In Being Another Successful Horror Film With Both A Number One Spot And A $30 Million Number One Financial Gross At This Past Weekend’s Box Office,Making Horror Cinema Still A Viable Successful Cinema Genre For Everything That Is Filmdom Based

Steven M.

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Let’s Face It:Fangoria Is Practically Dead

After several months of ending their printing days in 2016,both now ex-Fangoria magazine editor Ken W. Hanley(who replaced Chris Alexander[the ex-Rue Morgue editor who replaced longtime Fango editor Tony Timpone{the corporate monopolizing czar himself}]) and The Devil’s Eyes site announced that Fangoria has officially ended their days as a magazine(of any kind)…


Since publisher Tom DiLeo took over the Fangoria magazine empire in 2009,things have sprung out of control with the likes of Timpone,(longtime Fango co-editor) Michale Gingold,and many writers who have claimed to have not paid for their hard work,Fangoria has been suffering a slowly excruiatingly painful death that has seen the magazine and its media empire losing a lot of believability and confidence with the fans,despite the strongly ambitious efforts by Alexander to re-invent(and fully reboot) Fango as a more mature and adult magazine(complete with nudity and adult films such as SALO:THE 120 DAYS OF SODOM being covered) but only to be mightily shot down by the antics of its employed writer Lianne Spiderbaby,who not only wrote a controversial article about being heavily affected by the remake of 2010’s boring I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE remake that many people claimed was a shoot to help promote that very film(since Lianne was a fan of such rape-filled films as SALO) but was a few years later charged with plagarism that forced her to resign and mysteriously disappear into the unknown(even though she briefly dated Quinten Tarantino soon after).  Fango also made a lot of major denials about the activities that have been going on around them with many fans and media related people not believing their side of things.

Fangoria is best remembered as launching in the Summer of 1979(even though they falsely claimed throughout the 80s and 90s that they’ve been around since 1978[their original launch date that was stalled until ’79]),with (Uncle)Bob Martin having been the main editor(and the man who named the magazine[which is a shortening of the word “phantasmagoria”]) and edited the zine till 1985,which was Fango’s best era before Timpone took over and transformed it into a corporate conglamorate magazine that became relatively bland and predictable with its coverage of many major studio films with each issue doing coverage of a film with one being about the film,another issue or two about the stars,another issue about the director,another issue about the film’s scriptwriter,and another issue about the make-up effects.  Neverless,Fango was practically the Holy Grail of both horror magazine and horror conventions(with their their Fangoria Weekend Of Horrors events) through the late 80s,the 90s,and the 00s/2000s until it literally ran out of steam by the end of the 00s/2000s.

Fangoria is now practically dead with rigor mortis slowly setting in,which is a sad fate for a magazine that meant so much to many fans and is now pretty much on life support and is waiting for the day it sees its last day in the sun. As several people are strongly hoping that Fango will make a triumphant return,it sadly never will since the damage has already been done and there is no hope for Fangoria in sight,for we all have to be just extremely lucky that the likes of Rue Morgue,Horrorhound,Shock Cinema Fanex,Phantom Of The Movies,and Diabolique are still staying strong in print and are still available on bookstore shelves.

UncleBob Martin Is Currently In The Hospital And Kindly Needs Help With His Medical Bills,For If You’ve Got Some Loose Pocket Change Kindly Donate It To…https://www.gofuneme.com/uncle-bob-martin-medical-fund

Steven M.


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All Hope For HALLOWEEN Is Forever Lost

New ‘Halloween’ Movie Taps Director David Gordon Green, Writer Danny McBride

Faster than you can say “Fangoria is dead and irrelevant”(which it truly is[at this point]),the news rose out on the Internet that both Blumhouse production’s Jason Blum and John Carpenter have found two new people to write and direct their new HALLOWEEN film for Miramax,and they are none other than…

Danny McBride and David Gordon Green ?!?!?!?!

Great. Two figures closely associated with comedy are now attached to write and direct(with Green taking that helm) the new HALLOWEEN film,which is rumored to be yet another reboot(ala Rob Zombie’s 2007 film) and both Carpenter and HALLOWEEN producer Malek Akkad are giving high praise for both McBride’s and Green’s treatment with Carpenter saying that they nailed it and how their concept blew him,Blum,and Akkad away.

Has John Carpenter completely fucking lost it,for as far as it goes with me all hope has been lost for this film project. No,I’m not to brownnose and call this a brilliant move nor will I change my mind about it,for I no longer have any interest in it and it seems that Carpenter doesn’t care what happens with the series since all he(along with Blum,Akkad,and the suits at Miramax) is(/are) about these days is just about the money and nothing that involves any type of integrity for what he once had when it came to his many classic films.  Carpenter might have well have gotten the likes of Uwe Boll,Ulli Lommel,Kevin Tenney,Jeff Burr,Anthony Hickox,and/or even Albert Pyun to write and direct since one of them would turn out a much better HALLOWEEN film if given the chance.

Otherwise,I’ll just wait for the Eibon Press comic book adaptation(complete with videos of fans doing cartwheels in excitement after opening up their packages)….no:better yet,I’ll just wait for the future free library rental.

No Plans For Me To See This Week’s Theatrical Releases Of Both JOHN WICK:CHAPTER 2 and FIFTY SHADES DARKER,Since I Don’t Have Any Interest In Seeing Them

Steven M.

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