Wow. Just What The World “Really” Needs(Insert Quote Fingers): The “Suspiria” Remake

Source: First Look: Dakota Johnson in the Suspiria remake

The on again,off again remake of SUSPIRIA,which the original
film’s director/co-writer Dario Argento isn’t involved with(although I hope that he’s getting some really good paying upcoming royalties[from this one]),has finally completed production and is planning a Fall release.

From the looks of these photos from the film,it looks like it’s one of those retro films that is set in(the ever overused time period decade of) the 70s(since the 80s is the currently overused time period[to set a film in]). While it is foolish to judge a film by the look of its pics,I’ll just wisely wait until it is eventually released(mainly as a future DVD library rental) and sit back just to see how ti fares out in theaters,which hopefully ought to reignite interest in Dario Argento’s name(after his fall from grace via his more recent Uwe Boll-esque films and the incredibly botched pre-production from Hell that is [the still unfilmed] THE SANDMAN[thanks to its shady numerous producers{that are tightly attached to the project}]).

While some recent remakes are great(PIRANHA,THE HILLS HAVE EYES,EVIL DEAD,THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE) and some completely disposable(SORORITY ROW,BLACK XMAS,HOUSE OF WAX 2005,DAWN OF THE DEAD 2004[sorry,fanboys{and fangirls}]),this SUSPIRIA remake just doesn’t sound inspiring in any way and I’m sure that it is the last thing that this currently dysfunctional world really needs,it is just better(as I said earlier) to just sit back and see what happens,ala Ron Howard now being the replacement director of the still filming HAN SOLO:A STAR WARS STORY(which I’m sure he’ll do tremendously well on).

Everyone Knows By Now About The Overly Ballyhooed Floyd Mayweather Vs. Conor McGregor Boxing Match In August,Which Will Be A Mucho Payday(of Over $100[For Conor Mac] To $200 Million[For Floyd]) For Both Floyd And Conor Mac And It’ll Be A Major Guess Upon Who Wins,Since They Both Have Major Reputations That Neither One Can Afford To Lose(Unless One Of Those Two Men Is Planning To Make A Very Major Payday Attaining Retirement)

Steven M.

June 18th.:A Day To Most Dread. And Plus: Wrestling’s Newest(and Most Despised) Heel

June 18th. will indeed be a day that’ll be the most to heavily dread,as right wing lawyer/former Fox News hostess-turned-NBC hostess Megyn Kelly will be having Truther-turned-far right wing sell-out Alex Jones on her show as she’ll discuss with him his twisted little false news-filled Internet-based universe(/website) known as Infowars(alias Prison Planet),for maybe Ole Nutcase Extradinnaire(who I’ve said so much about that I’ll just leave it short here) will tell Megyn about how much close pals as he is with far right wing mascot Pepe The Frog and his buddies The Lizard People.

My advice: Definitely sleep in late on that very Sunday. And if you regularly attend Sunday church,leave the house early to fully avoid that interview so that NBC gets the message in knowing not to display such garbage.

And before I go,here is a music video from YouTube starlet Trisha Paytas,who is nowadays best known as the ex-main squeeze of WWE wrestler Dolph Ziggler as she colorfully trashed him on her recent YouTube episode,which Wrestling Soup co-hosts Anthony “Missionary/Mish” Thomas and Joey Numbas spend half of their show comically heckling.  See if you can endure(and survive) her music video(which is one of many)…

Needless To Say,WONDER WOMAN Once Again Dominates This Weekend’s Box Office(Bringing In Over $200 Million[Over its $149 Million Dollar Budget]),Knocking THE MUMMY To Number Two And Showing That Tom Cruise Hasn’t Got The Box Office Superstar Power He Once Attained. And: IT COMES AT NIGHT Was At Number Six,But Financially Grossed $5.9 Million,Fully(and Successfully) Covering Over Its $2 Million Dollar Budget(And Making Its Budget’s Money Back)

Steven M.

Far Worse Than The Latest Antics Of Kathy Griffin And Bill Maher

https://fogstowjamison.com/texas-chainsaw-massacre-director-tobe-hooper-recovering-from-vicious-attack/

As we are now in the month of June(with now only six months left in this quickly moving year),we’ve already heard our latest media outrages with Kathy Griffin’s attempt to move up from the D List to the B+ List(via her pic with a fake decapitated Donald Trump head[which echoes that 1982/1983 Ozzy Osbourne t-shirt{of Ozzy’s decapitated head held by an executioner} that many kids of all ages wore[back in that time era]) and Bill Maher using the notorious N word(as Roger Ebert[in the last few years of his life] once did[in a slam against conservative Republicans]) to reveal himself as the openly closet Libertarian that he truly is(ala Jesse Ventura),there has been a recent celebrity happening that many people(especially the horror/genre film news sites press) tended to unfortunately ignore as it involves a famous modern horror filmmaker(of the 70s and the 80s).

I’m talking about Tobe Hooper,who was recently attacked by his much younger girlfriend for some unrevealed reason,for I find it truly horrible that instead of news about any new Tobe Hooper film project comes news of a personal tragedy in his life that everyone in the press but gossip site TMZ(which pretty much dominates the direction of modern life) has basically ignored,for this is a name filmmaker I’m talking about who brought out a handful of splendid films in the 70s and the early 80s and despite his shortcomings in filmmaking choices in the last several years he deserves an awful lot more than just being ignored(by the horror/genre on-line media press) and(mainly) abused by his spouse,as well as being given a major quality mainstream genre film to write and direct,but then again I guess that the corporate record company-esque on-line horror/genre media tastemaker choices likes of Rob Zombie,Mike Flanagan,Adam Wingard,Joe Lynch,Adam Green,and J.J. Abrams count an awful lot more than an old time filmmaking legend such as Tobe Hooper.

Girl Power Rules At This Weekend’s Box Office,For WONDER WOMAN Made More Than $100 Million And Won Lots Of Praise As One Of The Few Best Dc Comics Films: No Surprise In Hearing This Very News(Since Superhero Films[Whether They Be Male Of Female] Are Regularly Major Box Office Moneymakers)

Steven M.

The Latest Flavor-of-TheMonth Film

Instead of writing about all of the fanboys that complained about ALIEN:COVENANT(which was vastly entertaining),I’ll instead quickly discuss about the latest Flavor-Of-The-Month film that is coming up in two weeks and will be theatrically released in nationwide theaters(via A24[Lionsgate’s offshoot company{of smaller and much darker genre fare}]) in the same week that the Tom Cruise starring THE MUMMY gets released,for here is the trailer for IT COMES AT NIGHT…

I can’t make mention about the film until it gets released,which is a much better thing to do than to just lay instant judgment upon it even though I notice that two of modern genre cinema’s most respected talents Joel Edgerton and Riley Keough(Elvis Presley’s granddaughter) are in this film,as I wonder why A24 is giving this film its biggest nationwide release(for that very company) while having dumped THE BLACKCOAT’S DAUGHTER(which I heard endless amounts of incredible rave reviews about[with a handful of people calling it one of the year’s best films]) onto VOD(Video-On-Demand) territory. All I can do is just hope that it’s a really good movie and nothing else more(than that).  And I’ve got no time to go into the Mandy Moore starring 47 METERS DOWN(which aims to be this year’s THE SHALLOWS).

As Far As It Goes With Greg Gianforte’s Montana Governor Re-Win,Betsy DeVos’ Latest Discriminating School Vouchers Antics,Sean Hannity’s Insane Conspiracy Theory(On Deceased DNC Member Seth Rich),And Other Tea Party/Alt Right Inspired Conservative Insanity(With Too Many Other Conservative Media Clowns To Name),Too Bad That One Can’t Find A Real Time Machine And Travel Back To The Early 70s To Grab Tom “Billy Jack” Laughlin,And Take Him To Our Modern Time To Have Him Lay Karate Kicking Waste To All(And Every Single One) Of These Far Right Wing Lunatics…

See Ya’ All(For Now)…

Steven M.

We’ve Now Lost Chris Cornell

With the massive wave of celebrity passings that are continuing onward,much to the point that I can no longer keep up with them(nor post about them),for news came out late last night that on-and-off Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell has just died at age 52(my age[!!!!]). UPDATE: it is being rumored to have been a suicide,which Chris’ wife is strongly denying and claiming that Chris was never suicidal(Chris certainly didn’t seem suicidal).

All I can say that not only was I very lucky to have seen Chris performing live twice,both solo and with Soundgarden,but I’m surprised upon how many of the 90s’ top singers have passed away in the last several years with Chris now sadly joining that very list and his unique and powerful voice that worthily ranked him with Ronnie James Dio and was excellent enough to enable him to sing for Van Halen(if Chris would have ever accepted the gig had Eddie Van Halen ever offered it to him). For Chris Cornell will be severely and heavily missed.

I also just heard that notoriously controversial Fox News chief Roger Ailes has also just died(at age 77),but that is news for another time.

Next Blog Entry Issue:Just What That Secret Mystery Shocker In STAR WARS:THE LAST JEDI Could Actually Be

Steven M.

So,You Yearn For A Donald Trump Impeachment ?!

While a small amount of news is coming out about a Very Important Secret Mystery Shocker that is said to be contained in the upcoming STAR WARS:THE LAST JEDI(EPISODE 8),I’ll reserve my thoughts on it for my next blog entry as I once again will examine yet another politically related matter(since they’re inescapable and always come out of the woodworks).

Word has it that our nation’s current President Donald Trump might be on the possibility of facing impeachment from office,for just to inform everyone that strongly yearns for this to happen removing Trump from office will only make things a lot more worse.

Why ?! Because that means that Mike Pence will be immediately sworn in as President and he’ll not only impose a newly established religious theocracy that’ll not only threaten everyone’s social freedoms but will also keep the likes of Mitch McConnell,Betsy DeVos,Steve Bannon,Jeff Sessions,and Paul Ryan will in their politically appointed seats and a further major threat to health care,Social Security,and Internet freedom.  And if anything happens to Pence,Paul Ryan will be the next to step into the President’s office.

Still yearn for Donald Trump to be impeached ?! Just think again…

And please: stop giving fired FBI director James Comey blind hero worship,since he is one of the villains who helped get Trump into office(and the President’s chair) and he doesn’t deserve any good given to him whatsoever.

Think again before you want to impeach Trump(even if I despise him and his Administration as much as everyone does).

In Theaters This Weekend: ALIEN:COVENANT. People Really Need To Stop Complaining(About Both PROMETHEUS And This Film) And Just Be Grateful That We’ve Got A New ALIEN Film In Theaters,And That The ALIEN Series Is Still Going Strong

Steven M.

AVManiacs On Life Support ?

For the last few days,AVManiacs’s site(along with its forum) has once again been down and out(as well as off-line),for Edwin Samuelson’s site has been on extremely rocky roads for the last few years since his forum’s moderator Ian Jane left to create his own site(and accompanying forum) Rock!Shock!Pop! and took a majority of AVManiacs’ main forum members/ppls with him,as well as driving several of the form’s top members away from the place.

One strongly wonders if this latest absence from the on-line world is going to be AVManiacs’ last stand and if they are going to return or if it is going to permanently descend away from the Internet forever.

R.I.P.: Knife Edge Chop,The Excellent Wrestling Podcast Show Of(Ex-MTV Personality) Iann Robinson And Travis Tubesing,For It’ll Be Heavily Missed(And Replaced By Iann’s Excellent Podcast PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING)

Steven M.