So…The New INDIANA JONES Film Really Sucks That Bad,Eh ?!

Wow(!!!!): what a last few weeks it has been,now that we’re into July which means just five months left until the New Year of 2024(a.k.a.:The Presidential Elections year),with the tragic losses of celebrities Treat Williams,Alan Arkin,and Julian Sands amid the mini sub that was full of a few billionaires(and one of the billionaire’s reluctant late teens soon[who had a really bad feeling about that mini-sub]) that attempted to go deep undersea to explore the remains of the Titanic(as Oscar winning filmmaker James Cameron has done numerous times) but ended up never making it there when their mini sub imploded(killing everyone inside),as it is on to much bigger news….

This weekend premieres INIDANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY to theaters,and boy has it been receiving many,many bad reviews. While I won’t be able to see the new film until next week,I am amazed and surprised upon how many bad reviews that the fifth on-screen adventure of Indy has gotten given how much everyone rightfully hates Kathleen Kennedy,the clueless Lucasfilm figure head that destroys everything that she touches being the absolute yenta that she truly is(who obviously keeps her job by blackmailing her higher-up studio bosses). The new late 60s set story has also been heavily trashed in its depiction of an older Indy while the film apparently focuses more on his younger god daughter Helena,with a younger heroic woman being the Kathleen Kennedy cinematic trademark while every anti-feminism YouTube based film critic has been trashing the film on that Kennedy pro-female hero approach while being accused of being “Woke”. These YouTube and Internet film critics are so completely clueless when it comes to using that word(as they are with the super overrated and super annoying likes of “Underrated”,”I Never Heard Of This Person”,and “I Never Heard Of This Film”) as I have yet to see this film and I’ll just wisely save my thoughts about this new film until I get a chance to see it.

I also have some choice words for the likes of England’s Perth Fyre restaurant chef/Gordon Ramsey wannabe John Mountain(who has banned vegans from his expensive eaterie[meaning he’ll lose money from not catering to those vegan customers),the lates brainless antics from both the Supreme Court and Roseanne Barr(who is the latest in an extremely long line of people to have a podcast) and of rumored plans by Warner Brothers Discovery to do away with TCM(alias Turner Movie Classics),but I’ve got no time to fully dwell into them as there is always another time for those subjects(especially with the latest on-goings on TCM).

I hope that everyone had a great and very Happy Fourth Of July.

So,The New MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Sequel Is Coming Up With Sixtysomething Tom Cruise Acting Like He’s Jackie Chan In Doing Some Wild Stunts,As I Absolutely Have No Plans To See This Latest Hollywood Travesty(That’ll Make Corporate Oligarch Major Studio Owners Very Happy),As We’ll See If It Truns Out The same Way As The Recent FAST X Did(Which Didn’t Live Up To Higher Expectations[Box Office-Wise],In Spite Of Jason Mamoa As The Fantastic Wrestling Heel-esque Villain[Who’ll Be Back For The Next Two FAST AND THE FURIOUS Films]).

— Steven M.

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I'm just a simple genre cinema fan(NOT a fanboy and NOT a geek)who widely glimpses onto the latest in cinema news,cinema events,and world news of the day events,and just to warn you(especially if you're one of those politically correct elitists,or strongly despise folks that never brownnose the genre cinema media press):I do sharply bite.
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